A Job Posting on Craigs List this morning...

SOMG TECHNICIAN (YORBA LINDA)

ECONO LUBE N' TUNE IS LOOKING FOR A SOMG TECH WITH NO EXPERIENCE, TO GROW WITH COMPANY, WORK ON SALARY AND COMMISSION BASES, MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY, NO EXCEPTIONS, GREAT FRIENDLY ENVIROMENT. GREAT MECHANICAL EXPERICE WILL BE ACQUIRED FROM CHEIF MECHANICS, SERIOUSE CANDIDATES ONLY PLEASE.
CALL 714-961-8100 , OR 714-961-0100 ASK FOR JOHN OR RAY

You've gotta be smarter than this guy...if you could bring yourself to walk in...what the fuck happened to elementary school and spelling? There is no hope...