Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Observations of a Mickey Deez...

Today I found myself at a McDonalds in Signal Hill (for the record, I would never CHOOSE to go to McDonalds, but the guys I was with insisted that we go...). I ordered a new McCafe iced coffee and sat down. Since I wasn't eating, and the guys I was with didn't talk much, I watched.

I haven't been in many McDonalds, but this one seemed different. Classical music piped through the dining area, louder than typical ambient music, creating an atmosphere that was more like a Peet's Coffee than a McDonalds. It was evident that the music was setting the tone from the customers first step in the store. The employees were wearing blue oxford shirts, black slacks, and a small red scarf with tiny paisley like the accoutrament of an aristocrat in smoking jacket.

Yes, something was indeed different. Three inspirational posters hung on the wall with whimsical pictures of moutain tops and roads leading to the horizion with titles like "Success", "Innovation", and "Determination". On the other walls, black and white photos of Long Beach elite from the early 20th century hung in rememberance of the once prosperous oil fields in Long Beach. Most stunning was a mural covering an entire wall. It was reminicent of a Diego Rivera piece with proud, tall, American men, pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps with the image of an oil pump on the horizion.


A young man walked in the door wearing an untucked white button down shirt over baggy black slacks. He was carrying a folder with him, clearly for an interview with the two women behind me dressed in business attire with a laptop on the table and a McDonalds employment packet in plain sight. He kindly introduced himself and it was obvious to me that he was being as polite as possible even though first glances would probably stereotype him as a thug. For a man probably versed in "street", he spoke with the best grammer that he could and apoligized for being late.

"Yes, your very late."
"I aplogize for that."

She allowed him to give his story, but clearly wanted to tell him what he probably already knew.

"You have to be on time. No questions. I'm with somebody else right now, so have a seat and we'll see if we can squeeze you in."

She had established her ground. Now any future interview would be seen as gracious by this man. The man took a seat. The woman had not been with somebody else, except for her associate. Nobody else had come in before the man, an nobody had come in by the time that we had left and they beckoned the man to literally stand before them like a plaintiff behind the podium.

I couldn't help but think of how "corporate" this interview had seemed. I was amazed at how quickly she had to establish herself as the "decider" and be ruthless to this poor man, probably victim of the recession just like everybody else. I couldn't help but to think, "this is a McDonald's for God's sake!"

Through the glamor of the store, the bittersweet harmony of the working poor interlaced the classical music in the background. Today at McDonalds, somebody all but got on their knees for the same crappy job that begged to be seen as prestigious by the "lucky" few behind the counter. The same few that grinned and beared it when their co-worker/manager poked and proded them when it was clear that they were having a bad day. The same few that offered a kind a courteous smile and attitude to the prick in line who thought that he was at a five star establishment, and the same few that constantly wish for better circumstances.

How ironic that the interview was taking place out of sight from the counter; facing the murals, posters, and pictures; facing success and prominence. Around the corner, the stark reality of the working poor, and the unforgiving environment of a job where you can be replaced so easily by thousands of applicants willing to dress their best and agree to anything during a "gracious" interview.

Maybe troubling times strip us of our dignity. Like the man who was asked to wait to demonstrate a point and the co-worker who clenched her mouth shut. The individual who looses their job with benefits and joins the entry-level job force with a high school kid as their manager. The man in painters clothes that sits on the corner of the freeway exit, pacing. The man who reads Kellerman outside the Starbucks with his possessions in a shopping cart. The woman who carpools to the career center on her friends borrowed time in her friends borrowed car. The doctor who passes it all by in his Mercedes.

And the job developer who can't help but feel that his efforts are in vain...

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

How To Win at Panhandling | Cracked.com (This might come in handy someday for us Liberal Arts majors...)

Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing 'weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text.'
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Friday, January 23, 2009

Things You Never Noticed in Famous Pictures | Cracked.com

It's said that a great piece of art reveals new facets of meaning each time you look at it. Since we're impatient and lazy, we asked you to open up some new facets for us. Specifically, we asked you t...

Friday, January 16, 2009

A Moment of Realization Part II...

I have 175 friends on Instant Messenger. I only talk to 4 regularly, and maybe 10 every now and then. I've noticed that there are a lot of screen names that, even if they are "online", I tend to ignore, or I feel like I would have nothing to say.

The question then becomes, well, why don't you delete the ones that you don't talk to? Basic answer, I don't want to be awkward...

I had a friend in college who, for no bad reason, I gradually faded out of communication with. Every so often, I would drop her a random one line message about the band The Killers, or some other interest that we had in common. She would type "Oh hey Steve!!" and so the convo would go. It's been a while since we have spoken. Since that time, a new Killers CD has come out. Yesterday I asked her how she liked the new CD and she didn't respond...

A similar situation occurred when I send another friend a text. This friend I didn't think was "fading" away, but for whatever reasons, she did not know that the text had come from me. The obvious conclusion here is one of two: 1.) my number is no longer in her phone and therefore come up as unidentified. 2.) she had a pet name for me that she forgot. I'm hoping that it's the first one...this was an "ouch" moment. Of course she apologized and needless to say, I'm back in her phone, but it got me thinking...how many people have taken me off of their buddy lists or phones???

Graduation brings a lot of changes, and some people are anxious to leave chucks of it behind quickly. This can often mean a purging of things like cell phone numbers and online friends (Facebook seems immune to this however). I've contemplated "purging" my AIM and cell numbers but when I go through them, I think, "Oh, I might want to talk to them again someday, or, I want them to come up on my caller id so that it's not awkward".

It can be AWKWARD when you try to reconnect with somebody who has purged you from their systems. At least I can honestly say that the two cases above are people who I am on good terms with. But it goes without saying that when you clean up, you don't just clean up bad stuff, you clean some good unused stuff too. Yes, I have proof that I have been unused for a while...but I think that that's okay. After all, at this point, my friends from college are starting their own busy lives and short of the reunions, contacts will be limited. I am not doubting that more of my friends will be surprised to see my number pop up from time to time. But like I said, I'm okay with this. Besides, we're getting to that age where we don't have time for AIM and extended phone calls about anything anymore.

I guess that this is life's natural way of "fading" out people. I just hope I can stall it for as long as possible.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science | Cracked.com

5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science. They're not just douchebags, they're very sick people and they deserve your pity.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

A Moment of Realization...

I've come to grips with the fact that I may be a partial hypochondriac. I wouldn't say that I'm abnormally anxious about my health, but I am definitely anxious most of the time.

I've been attempting to trace the causes of my anxiety in an effort to convince myself that I'm not actually physically sick (mentally, we're still trying to ascertain...haha). It recently dawned on me last night while I was eating frozen yogurt with a dear friend.

She had been explaining the sudden diagnosis and prognosis of a friend of hers. Stage 4 cancer of the brain. This individual is 23 and has a bright and academic future. I recalled that I too knew of a few classmates our age (23) that had also recently been diagnosed with terminal diseases. I mentioned something then that after thinking about, I realized was all too true. I mentioned that her and I had been conditioned from an early age to understand the reality of cancer in young adults. When we attended high school together, one of our classmates was diagnosed with breast cancer at 16 and died at 17 from the disease. Of course for the invincible high school student, this was a hard dose of reality.

I can trace my own anxieties to the events surrounding this student's death. Suddently, every bodily pain became worrisome and as I got older, the constant worrying and seemingly lethargy of my doctors left me without the answers that I "needed" to get over it. The more that you worry about things, the worse they eventually get. Eventually my stress started leading to more physical pain and so on until I was convinced that I was dying.

Of course, as far as I know I am not. But how is it that the frequency of our friends dying young and of freak accidents is seeming to increase? As I drove home from yogurt I thought about one thing in particular, Facebook.

Facebook keeps everybody up to date on everybody's lives. Users are literally connected to thousands of people either directly or indirectly. When somebody gets ill, or dies, groups are created to show support, and without a doubt, some of your friends will join this group. When your friends join the group, it shows up on your daily status feed and so you click on the group. Suddenly, by proxy, you feel connected to this person. Friends that would have fallen through the cracks without Facebook are suddenly back in your life. I think that when this happens, suddenly the large social world comes into a very small focus and the small frequency of "freak" illnesses and deaths suddenly become very close to home.

I might be suggesting that some of my anxiety and others anxiety about health issues stems from the fact that our social scope now includes a much broader network of people whose lives we are suddenly connected to.

So the question now becomes, how do we combat the social anxiety stemming from a wide social scope? As I previously mentioned, my friend and I actually know individuals who were killed or who are sick. For us, it goes a little more in depth than just anxiety by proxy, but I think that the approach can still be the same. It's important to remember that freak accidents and illnesses are in fact, freak. Going to college, being on a social networking site, and keeping up with friends from high school exposes you to A LOT of people. Surly, amongst those people, statistically, somebody will get sick, and somebody may die. This may seem to be a fatalistic approach, but there is some truth to it.

For now, I'm going to try to keep things in perspective. Perspective can be the only check on scope I feel. We have to do the best with what we're given, and leave the rest to chance.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

8 Old School Toys That Got Badass Makeovers | Cracked.com

Some say the children of this generation will be the first in a long while to have life harder than their parents. The economy, the environment, the wars... the future has looked brighter.



We w...

Hahaha

Friday, January 9, 2009

If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels | Cracked.com

Lots of things have unnecessary warning labels. Bottles of shampoo warn that it's for 'external use only,' in case you're smart enough to know what 'external use' means, and dumb enough to think that...

6 Baffling Old-School Video Game Commercials | Cracked.com

6 Baffling Old-School Video Game Commercials. CENTIPEDE!